things you need to know then as a man
--hold your nostril and blow your nose with such force, to avoid a Kleenex.
--scratch your private areas, picking noses and/or private areas while in public areas.
--burp the alphabet and farting while laughing hysterically.
--you can pee almost anywhere even if the bathroom is ten feet away, just because you can.
--you be able to grow hair on your back, chest, arms, ass, legs and anywhere else but not on your head.
--when you reach a certain age you'll feel the need to buy a sports car and hire a sexy girl with giant boobs to compensate for the lack off....
--never need to ask for directions again and having the natural ability to drive
--get to forget anniversities, birthdays and whatever other occasions come by but always remember the stats and drivers of all the nascar drivers.
i could go on but i need to go drink beer and watch wife cook lunch. its going to be tough for awhile, with the slapping and criticism but just keep on pulling through it with these few tips and being a man will will be a snap.
Subject: Night Off 
Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:26 pm
