A Small Poem

There was a young girl from wick, who said to her mam whats a dick? she said dear annie it goes in ya fanny and jumps up and down till its sick!

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its arse, an turned its wool to nylon.

There was a young fellow from Swasham, who took out his balls to wash em, his mother said Jack, if you don't put em back, I'll tread on the buggers an squash em.

Actually ya should get Nan on these, shes ace at them.

hehe, didnt know the swasham one, buthereby stolen and added to the repetoire *winks*

There was a young hooker from Looe
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
'If they pay to get in,
'They can pay to get out of here, too!'





ewww but hey

There was a young hooker from Looe
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
'If they pay to get in,
'They can pay to get out of here, too!'

umm moonie u posted that twice lol

i think u like that one...watch out shad!

lol

oops lol my buttons are going on the keyboard so pasted it twice hehe

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!

you're right.

I thought they were shagging.

malt you disappointed me