OMFG - The Ultimate Xmas Thread

Just seen my first christmas advert... for Glade xmas scented candles....ITV4, before the film, Escape to New York... how inappropriate is that!

Whats wrong with the world when you see this crap so early, OR IS IT ONLY ME, I MEAN CHRISTMAS !! NOW!!! ITS FECKING OCTOBER!

ARE THESE PEOPLE DERANGED? Crazy shit. though my friend delighted me today by telling me only 11 weeks to go.

and where is my emoteicon of a santa being executed. I DEMAND DEAD SANTA'S



A game for all you xmas freaks http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Kill-Christmas.html

SO, I have come up with an idea that will bring us all closer together this year. Sure ly thats in the spirit of the season isnt it? so noone can really object, Can they?

I would like everyone to list a reason why they hate Christmas and why it should be cancelled. Please use a similar format and see how big a list we can make.


let me start.


Reason 1

Almost everyone is happy... I mean WTF!!!! what have they got to be happy about. Christmas does not magically make your problems go away. People don't stop dying, there is no world peace. WHY THE FECK DELUDE YOURSELVES!

Let me tell you, you have nothing more to be happy about, NOTHING absolutley FECKING NOTHING, Its just the same as EVERY OTHER FRIGGIN DAY , except unless like me your sensible you have blown a stash of money on it, YOU COMMERCIALLY DRIVEN CRETINOUS SHEEP.

Reasons why i love Christmas:
REASON 1:
Presents!

REASON 2:
Family!

REASON 3:
Friends!

REASON 4:
Christmas smell!

REASON 5:
Gingerbreadmen!

REASON 6:
Presents!

REASON 7:
Snow!

REASON 8:
Presents!

Christmas is great. Pred forgot the main reason of Christmas. Time when Jesus was born.

Are we in a bad mood today Rash?

When is he not. Someone always shits in his corn flakes it seems every other day.

Freddric wrote:

Christmas is great. Pred forgot the main reason of Christmas. Time when Jesus was born.

who? :Im So Cool:

Pred, we have no snow here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0McxNdNgpU

Freddric wrote:

Christmas is great. Pred forgot the main reason of Christmas. Time when Jesus was born.

Fsck Jesus, it's my own friggin birthday on December 25th - yay me! :Nandy:

Seras wrote:

Freddric wrote:

Christmas is great. Pred forgot the main reason of Christmas. Time when Jesus was born.

Fsck Jesus, it's my own friggin birthday on December 25th - yay me! :Nandy:

Double Presents !! Gold Frankenstein and Myrrh ........... hmmm, ...Triple Presents !!

btw,the other guys, well, mainly Nexus, want me to ask if your Mum was a Virgin.

i enjoy x-mas, but i like rashy, i dont enjoy it beginning the 15th of august ( harrods x-mas exhibit actually starts there blech, my mom brought me x-mas decorations when she was there in latter part of august this year! mindblowing if u ask me.)
cant they wait till its actually december at least? say the 15th? then we dont vomit at the prospect of the time up to x-mas being counted in months instead of days?


and yes im a grumphy gringe, i know

Shad wrote:

Seras wrote:

Freddric wrote:

Christmas is great. Pred forgot the main reason of Christmas. Time when Jesus was born.

Fsck Jesus, it's my own friggin birthday on December 25th - yay me! :Nandy:

Double Presents !! Gold Frankenstein and Myrrh ........... hmmm, ...Triple Presents !!

btw,the other guys, well, mainly Nexus, want me to ask if your Mum was a Virgin.

If he's into 60 year old gals i can hook him up.

It's nexxus course he wants, just wrap your mam up in some tinsel and stockings he will bite.

ME I LOOOOOOOVE CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS who the hell is Jesus I don't know but SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA SANTA PRESSIES SANTA, GIFTS SANTA, SEX ohh oopps, SANTA, CARDS, CHOCOLATES.

Like pred hmm

1. SANTA SANTA SANTA

2. Gifts

3. Only family I tolorate any days is Roger and *cough* his mum

4. Presents

5, Decorations

6. Smells yummy christmas tasty treat like cold smell.

7. did i mention Santa yet?

I nearly puke out of excitement :P but I don't like it in August 1st week in December gets my juices flowing

Admin wrote:

SEX

Admin wrote:

gets my juices flowing

lol that's all i got out of it too malt

Thats right, you both wind her up, I live with the consequences