Attention Runners !

When we started VG Malty was a ikkle wikkle boy and this week he becomes a man !

He's about the 5th to make the transition in MNR history and tradition dictates that the rest of us buy him a prostitute for his birthday. Of course the quality will depend greatly on the ammount raised, so guys will it be a sophisticated classy call girl or a skanky old disease ridden scrubber?

His fate, and possibly his health, are in your hands.

I think we should aim for the skanky old disease ridden scrubber...
That way he won't be so dissapointed later on in life

**hums ... ten cents a dance ... **

Ten Cents A Dance
Ella Fitzgerald

I work at the Palace ballroom, but gee that palace is cheap
When I get back to my chillly hallroom, I'm much too tired to sleep
I'm one of those lady teachers, a beautiful hostess you know;
One that the palace features, at exactly a dime a throw.
Ten cents a dance, that's what they pay me
Gosh how they weigh me down.
Ten cents a dance, pansies and rough guys, tough guys who tear my gown.
Seven to midnight I hear drums, loudly the saxophone blows,
Trumpets are tearing my ear-drums, customers crush my toes.
Sometimes I think, I've found my hero
But it's a queer romance;
All that you need is a ticket,
Come on big boy, ten cents a dance.
Fighters and sailers and bow-legged tailors
can pay for their tickets & rent me
Butchers and barbers and rats from the harbour
are sweethearts my good luck has sent me
Thought I've a chorus of elderly beaus
stockings are porous with holes at the toes
I'm here till closing time
Dance and be merry it's only a dime
Sometimes I think, I've found my hero
But it's a queer romance;
All that you need is a ticket.
Come on, come on big boy, ten cents a dance.

Skanky crack hound FTW!

On a more serious note, I used to live on Forest Road in Nottingham and had to dodge to manky ones on the way back from the pugb we used to call the bit near the tram stop mingers corner!

Edit: Alternatively we could just get him a WoW subscription and get some night elf shemale to give him a lap dance for ten silver!