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PostSubject: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 9:07 am

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 9:25 am

because his responsible owner put a reflective collar on him which of course would be reflecting the moooooooooonlight


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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 10:44 am

Still nothing to reflect.

Spoiler:
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 11:32 am

He couldn't see him in time, becouse the driver was blind, but his male blinddog leaning out through the car window, could smell the black female dog in heat!
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 11:54 am

aye, he didn't see the dog and didn't hit it just by accident as a black mamba
jumped on his legs and shrecked him. ... afro ... now the black mamba hides
between his black hair ...
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 1:12 pm

because its during the day, where the natural light would let the driver see the damn dog ?
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 1:46 pm

If the dog was in the middle of an intersection I would guess that the car simply turned left on its journey.

Ofc another good response could be that it is all irrelevant as a hunter painted black in black camo gear wearing nightsites and a funny deerstalker hat (the hat is key here) shoots the dog turning it into roadkill and making the whole swerving thing irrelevant.


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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 5:59 pm

I'm with Nandy. It was during the day.
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 7:49 pm

how about I was in front of the other vehicle and since I care not for animal life upon the roads I had to swerve several times before I managed to run the mutt over?
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 9:15 pm

QED Because the drivers house was before the intersection in question !
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeMon Jun 22, 2009 9:49 pm

It was during the day.
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeTue Jun 23, 2009 2:44 am

Quit with your during the day rubbish....


how about a battlestar mistook the mutt for a cylon and nuked it....
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeTue Jun 23, 2009 1:58 pm

lightning from the storm had set the dog on fire. :thankyouu:
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PostSubject: Re: A Black Dog...   A Black Dog... Icon_minitimeTue Jun 23, 2009 3:52 pm

Shad wrote:
lightning from the storm had set the dog on fire. :thankyouu:

Now that I like lol!
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