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Malty Admin
Number of posts : 1395 Age : 31 Location : Bristol Registration date : 2008-07-09
| Subject: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:07 am | |
| A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time? | |
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Hethyla Admin
Number of posts : 294 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-07-13
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:25 am | |
| because his responsible owner put a reflective collar on him which of course would be reflecting the moooooooooonlight
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Stormkitten
Number of posts : 71 Age : 49 Location : On a chair Registration date : 2009-06-01
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:44 am | |
| Still nothing to reflect. - Spoiler:
Unless the driver happens to be making use of that free fusion-powered lightsource we have.
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Nexxus Admin
Number of posts : 762 Location : Sweden Registration date : 2008-07-28
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:32 am | |
| He couldn't see him in time, becouse the driver was blind, but his male blinddog leaning out through the car window, could smell the black female dog in heat! | |
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Mho Admin
Number of posts : 943 Age : 65 Registration date : 2008-07-23
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:54 am | |
| aye, he didn't see the dog and didn't hit it just by accident as a black mamba jumped on his legs and shrecked him. ... ... now the black mamba hides between his black hair ... | |
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nandy Admin
Number of posts : 507 Age : 59 Location : denmark Registration date : 2008-07-12
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:12 pm | |
| because its during the day, where the natural light would let the driver see the damn dog ? | |
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Kinky Goblin Admin
Number of posts : 632 Age : 52 Location : Propping up a bar in Essex, UK. Registration date : 2008-07-09
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:46 pm | |
| If the dog was in the middle of an intersection I would guess that the car simply turned left on its journey.
Ofc another good response could be that it is all irrelevant as a hunter painted black in black camo gear wearing nightsites and a funny deerstalker hat (the hat is key here) shoots the dog turning it into roadkill and making the whole swerving thing irrelevant.
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Raphael diSanto
Number of posts : 53 Age : 49 Location : Transatlantic... Registration date : 2009-05-27
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:59 pm | |
| I'm with Nandy. It was during the day. | |
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Kinky Goblin Admin
Number of posts : 632 Age : 52 Location : Propping up a bar in Essex, UK. Registration date : 2008-07-09
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:49 pm | |
| how about I was in front of the other vehicle and since I care not for animal life upon the roads I had to swerve several times before I managed to run the mutt over? | |
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Brewswiller Admin
Number of posts : 300 Location : South Devon, UK Registration date : 2008-07-13
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:15 pm | |
| QED Because the drivers house was before the intersection in question ! | |
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Kedon Admin
Number of posts : 414 Age : 38 Location : The Cotswolds, England Registration date : 2008-07-12
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:49 pm | |
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Kinky Goblin Admin
Number of posts : 632 Age : 52 Location : Propping up a bar in Essex, UK. Registration date : 2008-07-09
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:44 am | |
| Quit with your during the day rubbish....
how about a battlestar mistook the mutt for a cylon and nuked it.... | |
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shad Admin
Number of posts : 1334 Age : 58 Location : Northumberland UK Registration date : 2008-07-08
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:58 pm | |
| lightning from the storm had set the dog on fire. :thankyouu: | |
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Kinky Goblin Admin
Number of posts : 632 Age : 52 Location : Propping up a bar in Essex, UK. Registration date : 2008-07-09
| Subject: Re: A Black Dog... Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:52 pm | |
| - Shad wrote:
- lightning from the storm had set the dog on fire. :thankyouu:
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